September 23, 2011
The Universal Language

Is not music.

Is not math.

Is not love.

These are merely dialects.

There is only one language that can be purely spoken and understood by every living human on the planet: the cough.

The lexicon of this language is extremely small, yet infinitely diverse.

It’s translation is always the same: I am mortal and so are you.

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